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Oct 20, 2014 / 129,787 notes
Oct 14, 2014 / 411,194 notes

FUCK YOU AND YOUR BITTER JEALOUS LONELINESS HOWARD STERN

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Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along
Oct 3, 2014 / 467,191 notes

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along

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Oct 2, 2014 / 1 note

#CashierLife

Empowered by a righteous anger, I have returned to avenge a perceived slight on my person! Yes that’s right, I am unsatisfied with a purchase that I made yesterday, and am convinced that this dissatisfaction was manufactured on purpose, by you, solely to inconvenience me!

A refund? A REFUND?! It sickens me to my core that you could feasibly think a refund will undo the emotional damage I have suffered these past hours. The heights of elation generated by a successful purchase, STOLEN from me by faulty workmanship. Heed this, lowly register peasant: I have spent this previous evening wracked by tremors of rage, only now barely contained beneath a calm facade. I have seethed with…

…Oh, you’ll throw in a gift card? Yeah, it’s fine then. No biggie.

Oct 1, 2014

The Inner Monologue of Customers I hate.

This is it: the biggest moment of my life. I hold in my hands TWO candy bars. In my left, the superbly satisfying Snickers bar. In my right, the crunchy cookie and creamy chocolate of a Twix. How can any one person bear the pressure of this choice? Kingdoms have surely risen and fallen for less.

What’s that? How do you expect me to focus on the cavalcade of customers gathering behind me while the very fate of my stomach hangs in the balance?! Sir, this decision will determine how sated I am for the next 20 minutes AT LEAST.

Wait, you guys have Sour Patch Kids too? Hold on, I need to make a Venn Diagram.

Sep 30, 2014
Sep 16, 2014 / 59,333 notes
Wonder Bar, 1934

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juliamonson:

A REAL PRINCESS GOT REAL PROBLEMS YO. 2014
Sep 13, 2014 / 2 notes

juliamonson:

A REAL PRINCESS GOT REAL PROBLEMS YO.
2014

Sep 12, 2014 / 2 notes

The Direction- “Give him a lot of great big kisses”

One of my favorite movies:

Angie & Winona @ Girl, Interrupted
Sep 11, 2014 / 5,058 notes

One of my favorite movies:

Angie & Winona @ Girl, Interrupted

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